Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Another Jon Stewart Post

Yesterday, Jon Stewart reported the 15th Republican debate. First, he made a joke about a silly question that yet reveals the saddening truth about being the president, that when someone asks you a question you can't think of anything to say but a lie. Jon said pretty much every candidate there would watch Real House Wives except for Ron Paul. He'd be reading an economic text book. In fact, he said the Saturday debate was so lame, there was only one thing people wanted to talk about and that was that nobody went after Mitt Romney. Then, when Newt Gingrich said Pious Bologna, Jon made a joke that his bologna's first name being Pious.

After that, he talked about Mitt Romney disenvowing and defending content of some super pack ads. Then he made a joke about what Mitt Romney's father told him and that was to never get involved in politics if you have to win the election to pay a mortgage. And then he made a joke about how Romney was happy that Tedd Kennedy had to take a mortgage out of his house to ultimately defeat him.

Next, he said that Mitt Romney does not belong in the Republican party. Then he said Gingrich was using money to buy influence. Then he said the Republicans can't just release the kraken and then when it turns on you just say he meant a pocket kraken or something.

Finally he interviewed George Lucas, who people on facebook are making fun of.

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Here I am !!!

Here I am !!!

This is my brother !!!

This is my brother !!!
He is my best friend and as you can see he is a comedian!

Birth of Godzilla 1952

Birth of Godzilla 1952
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Anguirus

Anguirus
This will be an animation called Anguirus.

Zilla

Zilla
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Godzilla Tokyo SOS

Godzilla Tokyo SOS
This is called Godzilla Tokyo SOS and he is destroying an Island City.

Godzilla vs. Barney and his stinkin' friends

Godzilla vs. Barney and his stinkin' friends
This is Godzilla vs. Barney and his stinkin' friends who didn't take a bath. Godzilla is having them for dinner. Everyone except Ryan and me because Godzilla really likes us!

Godzilla vs. Rodan

Godzilla vs. Rodan
This will be a movie called Godzilla vs. Fire Rodan.

Mecha King Ghidorah

Mecha King Ghidorah
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Rodan

Rodan
This is fire Rodan. He changes color and becomes fire Rodan.

Godzilla's Revenge

Godzilla's Revenge
This is called Godzilla's revenge. He is catching a human.

Godzilla's Muscles

Godzilla's Muscles
These are Godzillas muscles. Godzilla is very strong.

Godzilla bites Barney's stinkin' head off

Godzilla bites Barney's stinkin' head off
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Godzilla Attacks 1993

Godzilla Attacks 1993
This is Godzilla 1993. He is destroying the city of Tokyo.

Godzilla 1954

Godzilla 1954
This is Godzilla 1954. This scene is Black and White and he is coming out of the water. Tune in for more! Thanks for watching!

About my Godzilla installations...

So, those are my kid pix installations up there. But before I go on, I must inform you that it is not all fun and games here. Or maybe it is, you decide? You see, my mom turns everything into a learning adventure. You may look at my interest in Godzilla and see just that, a toy Godzilla. My mom however sees Math, Science , Social Studies, you name it, in everything that we do. For instance, when I make Godzilla toys, we measure them, each and everyone. Ryan helps! And, that’s math! I also have a strong interest in exporting my toys and opening my own Godzilla store. So, we work a lot with money and learning about the business of exporting, and that’s also math! Godzilla can be made from many different types of materials ... plastic, vinyl, clay, etc… . And, these materials can be mixed with other chemicals to make the toy more durable. That’s science! And, I like science! So does Ryan! We also looove learning about Tokyo, Japanese yen, and the Japanese language when we play with Godzilla. Here is a google map that we made of Godzilla destroying buildings around Tokyo (see below). I learned a lot about the city this way. That’s Social Studies! So you get the idea. Now Ryan has something to say. "I have Godzilla unleashed." "And, I have an Anguirus toy." "I have a King Ghidorah toy." "AND I have a Gigan toy." Alright alright Ryan that’s enough. "No, no I have something else to say." What is it? "I also have a Mothra toy!" Okay, okay, (covering Ryan's mouth) back to you people, here are some of my drawings of Godzilla. And some that Ryan drew. I just love my little brother:)!

Godzilla Destroys Tokyo

Godzilla Destroys Tokyo
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American Godzilla

American Godzilla
He's roaring! Rrrrr!

Godzilla destroys all monsters

Godzilla destroys all monsters
This is an animation and a future movie.

Godzilla 2000

Godzilla 2000
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Allosaurus

Allosaurus
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Young Allosaurus

Young Allosaurus
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Godzilla's FOOT

Godzilla's FOOT
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Godzilla's BIG mouth

Godzilla's BIG mouth
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Scary T-REX

Scary T-REX
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