Yesterday, Jon Stewart reported the 15th Republican debate. First, he made a joke about a silly question that yet reveals the saddening truth about being the president, that when someone asks you a question you can't think of anything to say but a lie. Jon said pretty much every candidate there would watch Real House Wives except for Ron Paul. He'd be reading an economic text book. In fact, he said the Saturday debate was so lame, there was only one thing people wanted to talk about and that was that nobody went after Mitt Romney. Then, when Newt Gingrich said Pious Bologna, Jon made a joke that his bologna's first name being Pious.
After that, he talked about Mitt Romney disenvowing and defending content of some super pack ads. Then he made a joke about what Mitt Romney's father told him and that was to never get involved in politics if you have to win the election to pay a mortgage. And then he made a joke about how Romney was happy that Tedd Kennedy had to take a mortgage out of his house to ultimately defeat him.
Next, he said that Mitt Romney does not belong in the Republican party. Then he said Gingrich was using money to buy influence. Then he said the Republicans can't just release the kraken and then when it turns on you just say he meant a pocket kraken or something.
Finally he interviewed George Lucas, who people on facebook are making fun of.
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