Hello guys. Today, I'm going to tell you the story of the thousand year door, just kidding. Today, I'm going to talk about...GODZILLA!!! Because I'm a Godzilla fan and everybody's always a fan of something or another, I'm going to post my opinions of some of the Godzilla movies. I will review 1 movie from the showa series, the heisei series (which everybody thinks is the best), and the millenium series (which I think is the best, along with heisei). To start, the creators of Independence Day should have named their 'Godzilla' movie Zilla (by the way, this stupid movie was made in 1998). Their movie was a disappointment to all Godzilla fans, including me. Even though I didn't see the freakin' movie until 2006 or something. It was a disappointment because the Godzilla in that movie (or Zilla, as everyone calls it ) got killed with missiles when the real Godzilla is indestructible. That's my opinion of the 1998 movie. 0 stars for this movie.
Now for Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah 1991 (heisei). It's one of my favorite Godzilla movies. Because first, Godzilla is the good guy and saves Tokyo from Ghidorah, but then he's a bad guy again and they create a Mecha-Ghidorah to stop Godzilla. It's like a pattern. And that's what makes it awesome. 100 stars for this movie!
Now for Godzilla's Revenge 1969 -_-' (showa). I hate this movie. It's probably even worse than the Godzilla 1998 movie. Because Godzilla's showa son, Minya or Minilla, first looked retarded in Son of Godzilla 1967, and now speaks retarded in the english dub of this movie. In the Japanese version he has a female voice, which is just weird. And some of the scenes of the movie are just useless stock footage from Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster 1966 (by the way, the sea monster is a giant lobster named Ebirah) and Son of Godzilla. I guess they where just trying to be stupid and lazy . The only scene they did themselves is where Godzilla and Minya fight a monster named Gabara who looks so stupid if you compare it to a heisei monster named SpaceGodzilla. Here, I'll show you a picture of Gabara. *post picture of Gabara here*. I give this stupid, retarded movie 0 stars. That's my opinion for Godzilla's Revenge.
Now for one of the best, GMK or Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah 2001 (millenium). Godzilla has a new look, this time he looks like a plastic Godzilla with white eyes. I'll show you a picture. *put Godzilla picture here*. Not only does he fight Mothra and Ghidorah, but he also fights a monster named Baragon. This is a picture of Baragon. *put Baragon picture here*. The CGI effects in this movie are pretty cool, the fight with ghidorah is awesome, and I like the idea of the ground shaking whenever Godzilla stomps. This movie is one of the best in the millenium series. 100 stars!
Now, for the finale, I'm going to show you my new picture for my new YouTube account.
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